Dear lady standing at the corner of 4th and Market,
I am so sorry my right turn generated the tsunami that got you soaked. I made the block and hoped to offer you a lift but you were gone. I forgive and accept anything you might say/post about “the asian girl in the blue truck that was driving like a real front bottom”. There really isn’t anything I could have done about it but I still feel rotten about it.
Old school Transformers notebook. Children of the 80’s hear me! We shall take back our favorite childhood characters. We shall go back to a time when Michael Bay had nothing to do with Transformers, when Mr.T had his own cartoon … Continue reading →
Tomatoes at the farmer’s market. I love the colors of summer. They also had an ice cream social that was disappointing. We suffered the humidity to lick melted ice cream samples from tiny paper cups that should only be … Continue reading →
B is rousing me before he leaves for work.
Me: oh no! I had the worst dream ever.
B: what happened, baby?
Me: I was making awesome mango frozen custard and it didn’t set up right so I transferred containers in the sink and something happened and it all went down the drain.
B: You know what that is?
B: White people problems.
We start laughing.
B: oh no – I got shot at today because my government is crazy – that would be the worst.
. o_0 …He can really kill a joke.
Terrible cellphone photo of another amigurumi project. He even had a little light saber made of a plastic sewing needle dipped in glow in the dark paint. Of little Yoda, jealous you are. (now read that again and hear his … Continue reading →
I was cleaning up my computer and found this. My first amigurumi I ever did as a birthday present for my friend Heather (who just happens to be the hottest mom I know). Amazing what you can do with yarn … Continue reading →