Worst dream ever!

B is rousing me before he leaves for work.
Me: oh no! I had the worst dream ever.
B: what happened, baby?
Me: I was making awesome mango frozen custard and it didn’t set up right so I transferred containers in the sink and something happened and it all went down the drain.
B: You know what that is?
Me: No
B: White people problems.
We start laughing.
B: oh no – I got shot at today because my government is crazy – that would be the worst.
. o_0 …He can really kill a joke.

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