Fairy Bread

Culture fact for the day – I recently read that in Australia, they have something called Fairy Bread which is buttered slices of white bread covered in nonpareils served at children’s tea parties. I am sure this is charming and probably delicious. 
You know what I ate as a child? Rice and WHATEVER THEY TOLD ME TO EAT. I can’t even imagine asking my parents to put sprinkles on my bread.

You’re making what now?

Me: I have to get father’s day stuff ready
B: What are you making?
Me: Falafels…no I mean googles…no gyros. I’m making gyros.

Despite many assumptions – English is my first language and I scored high on the verbal portion of my SAT’s.